i ran over a banana because i think i need some serious help

here's another fun participation required game that i got via email. if you feel like playing along leave comments with your phrase.

Pick the month you were born:

• January----- --------I kicked
• February---- --------I loved
• March------- --------I karate chopped
• April------- --------- I licked
• May--------- --------I jumped on
• June-------- --------I smelled
• July-------- ---------I did the Macarena With
• August------ --------I had lunch with
• September--- -------I danced with
• October----- --------I sang to
• November---- ------I yelled at
• December---- -------I ran over
  

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

• 1-------a birdbath
• 2-------a monster
• 3-------a phone
• 4-------a fork
• 5-------a snowman
• 6-------a gangster
• 7-------my mobile phone
• 8-------my dog
• 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
• 10-------my neighbor
• 11-------my science teacher
• 12-------a banana
• 13-------a fireman
• 14-------a stuffed animal
• 15-------a goat
• 16-------a pickle
• 17-------your mom
• 18-------a spoon
• 19-------a smurf
• 20-------a baseball bat
• 21-------a ninja
• 22-------Chuck Norris
• 23-------a noodle
• 24-------a squirrel
• 25-------a football player
• 26-------my sister
• 27-------my brother
• 28-------an ipod
• 29-------a surfer
• 30-------a llama
• 31-------A homeless guy
  

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

• White----because I'm cool like that.
• Black-----because that's how I roll.
• Pink------because I'm NOT crazy.
• Red-------because the voices told me to.
• Blue------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
• Green----because I think I need some serious help.
• Purple----because I'm AWESOME!
• Gray------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
• Yellow----because someone offered me $1,000,000.
• Orange---because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
• Brown----because I can.
• Other-----because I'm a Ninja!
• None------because I can't control myself .
  

p.s. i can't believe my computer is asking for a spell check on "smurf".